So I am about to walk out of my house this morning, and as I am opening the door - I see that my most awesome skull doormat is missing. Gone. Vanished. STOLEN!
What the fuck man! I seriously had the same reaction a person would have if a dead body was dumped on their door step! I GASP'd thee fuck out!
Man that damn thing cost me $30! I would NEVER spend $30 on a fucking doormat....but it was so awesome I couldn't resist. But now it's gone.
Fuck those assholes! Supporting their fucking crack habit by selling my damn doormat. I will fucking cut them! Who does that shit! I mean steal a car, lie about needing a water cup and get Sprite....but steal a doormat? That must mean your ugly...
Mother fuckers! I fucking steal your life!
1 comment:
Lol you crack me up V
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