You know when I cook eggs I cook them where they are no longer runny. I hate that shit. I hate eating eggs that get my tortilla or bread soggy. No, fuck that shit. People! When I go somewhere and ask "cook my eggs well done please" that means make my shit well done. WTF, I don't need all this runny shit. If I wanted runny, I'd let me fucking ice cream melt in my damn bowl.
Every time he fucks my eggs up. Then I have to sit at my desk and stare at that shit. I have to use like 45 napkins to drain all that runny egg juice. Man, this is why I become a bitch when it comes to having someone else cook for me.
