You finally found the DVD you have been looking for everywhere; you’re so excited and you can’t wait to get home and pop it in while munching down on a big ass bucket of popcorn you know damn well your fat ass should not be eating.
You start to unwrap the plastic off like a virgin unwraps a condom when he is about to get his first fuck! You get to the “other” plastic part on the top of the DVD that requires you to use your only finger nail that is long enough to open this bitch up. Oh now you have discovered the “other” plastic parts that are along the side and bottom of the DVD. Now you start to pull out knifes and shit to pop those off. Now you’re scratching the fucking case you moron! Damn, you never thought you’d get those off. Wait, what the fuck is this Security Device shit? Ah hell, now you can’t find the scissors you just had! So you start to pick at the “more” plastic parts, your nail starts to become weak and then it begins to bend. Now it’s broken. FUCK! Okay, this is ridiculous, now you’re so frustrated that you want to just try and pull the case apart until it opens and these damn things pop off!
Score! Your DVD is in, your lazy ass is on the couch and you’re ready! 20 minutes in and you’re fucking tired after a long battle in war. Now you remember why you own like two movies.
1 comment:
lol yet another thing i need to train you in... i have DVD opening down to a science my one clue is a razor blade is your very best friend in this situation!
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