When guys and girls start to date and the texts start to become more a day, you have to wait a while before texting her back so she thinks she isn’t the only thing on your mind. WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE THINK THIS? When a guy is on his way to pick you up, he really doesn’t care what you’re wearing. FUCKING LIE! Men only are interested in women who have soft voices and long hair; big boobs are always a bonus. SO IF A WOMEN HAS MEDIUM SIZE BOOBS OR EVEN SMALL ONES, WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT LIKE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL KIND OF PICK? Men feel more at ease when they are around their friends and you’re tag-in-along. FUCK THIS! FYI, AS EASY IT IS FOR YOU TO FEEL THAT WAY; IT’S JUST AS EASY FOR US TO LEAVE!! Men only reach out to you via text, web, and call when they are bored and have nothing else to do. So they reach out to you because they know you will respond immediately. THIS IS BULLSHIT AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS. Men do not want you talking about them to your friends because when you meet them they think you two may be boyfriend and girlfriend, and men do not like titles. FIRST OFF, EITHER DO WE! UNLESS BOTH PARTIES HAVE AGREED TO BECOME EXCLUSIVE, FUCK THE TITLES! FUCK THE TITLES AND THE FUCKING WORLD THEY CRAWLED OUT OF. All men like fake boobs, just not when their women has them. WTF? HAVE YOU HEARD OF EQUAL OPPORTUNITY? I PERSONALLY DO NOT OWN FAKE BOOBS BUT THAT IS JUST MY PERSONAL OPINION. Please don’t ask a man if your ass looks fat in those jeans, we don’t give a monkey’s ass. TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH! Men want to send you flowers, only on the days we have to like Valentines Day and your birthday. FUCK FLOWERS AND BRING ME DARK CHOCOLATE AND SOME RUM! Star gazing to women is 100% different to a man. To women it is really star gazing; to a man it’s getting laid on the hood of his car. WAIT, I HAVE NO REBUTTLE TO THAT ONE.
What normal sophisticated man actually feels this way?
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It's all true! This is EXACTLY how I feel. It's like my subconscious wrote it and emailed it out to the world! I can't wait to sit on the hood of my car and answer silly girlie questions, wondering if her hot fake-tittied friends think of me as her boyfriend while I scheme ways to avoid buying gifts for the upcoming holiday... ;-D
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