Everyone loves vagina, that is why they say " Pop that pussy! heyyy! Pop that pussy, baby! Pop that pussy!". No, I'm being serious. People love vagina so much that they even opened up salons to eliminate the hair that grows on your vagina so you don't have to! Brilliant! Just lovely.
People love vagina so much that after a break up, you still fuck. And if you're not still fucking, you're thinking about. And if you're not breaking up then your seeking vagina from another. That's how powerful our shit is. Sometimes when things get really shitty we start making deals, like, if you do all the dishes this weekend you are guaranteed some pussy. We're evil like that.
It's funny when it's bathing suit season, you men all try and hope a lip falls out and shit. Dirty mother fuckers. You don't admit it, but you sure do think that shit. It's like men and the lesbo's can't function with out some pussy. And if you're not popping that pussy, you're wanking your tank.
Vagina is the only thing that we all want to go bald. We don't want any hair down there. Well, sometimes it's cute with a little trim and shit. But back in the day, I've seen some girls with complete baldness and it didn't look to good on them. They looked like 12 year old boys. I don't know what a 12 year old boy looks like down there, but I can't imagine them having hair already at 12. Well, unless your Italian or Mexican...We can call you Pedro. I will vote for you.
I know men love vagina so much that they go into their 40's as single old farts because they like to think vagina will be available on call 24/7. No buddy! Not even with all the money in the world. Not even if you are a retired model. No sir. That dick is 40 years old. There really isn't anything wrong with 40 year old dick if you're married to it.
I mean, vagina has its age too but it will never go limp. It stays magical. It's not just a baby temple. It's a golden holster for your golden dick. Only special ones can be called that.
Men, unless we want you to treat our magical vagina like shit don't do it. We will spread the word to all our girls and you will then be known as the "shit treating vagina man". You will get no play, or better yet, you may only get FB friend requests from hairy vagina girls.
Don't get me wrong!! Sometimes, and only sometimes, we want you to be a dirt bag and fuck the shit out of us! We need one of those every once in a while. Some whores just like it like that around the clock.
Vagina, Vagina, Vagina!!!
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