Decode Before You Depants

In my own non professional opinion, I've noticed there are four different types of women; women that want to be married with children some day, women that hope they find a man they really want this time, women that date men and find something wrong, on purpose and women that just want to fuck you. Then never call you again.

What does he want me to be? A lady is the street and a freak in the sheets? Isn't every women already like this? Yes. So what else could he want me to be? Healthy and funny? Well, he doesn't talk to any other type. So if he's talking to me, it must mean I have something he likes.

THIS ^^ is something most women do when you, a man; buys her a drink and talks to her for the first time or whatever the occasion may be. The first time a man is approaching a women this is exactly what they are thinking. Sad, but true. And then after that, we're categorized in the categories that Valeria just made up.

If she's part of that I want marriage and children category, she's sizing you up. Before you even approached her. Because women like that go out, look for prey and then pose as live bait. When you buy her a drink, she's thinking white picket fence and is wondering what your last name is.


If she's part of that I hope he has everything I've ever wanted category, she just wants to take things easy. She's the kind of girl that wants to buy you a drink just for the conversation because she likes your shoes. And, well, a man with nice shoes always has something good to say.


If she's part of the We can date, but I know there is something wrong with you category, she's going to be welcoming, flirty and very stand off-ish if you attempt to buy her a drink. Because all she can think about is if you're going to try and take her home for some mattress mambo. She's the one that gives it up on the 8th date. Then dumps you because you're fingers look like they were made from those mini sausages.


If she's part of the I just want to fuck you and nothing more category, she's going to ask you out and make the first move. You may get two dates out of this girl until she blows your brains out. Then you'll become that guy at the bar, complaining why you haven't heard from her and how it was the best you ever had. While your friends will be telling you, you should feel lucky she isn't calling you.