
I started this new meal plan. A strict meal plan. I'm cutting out sugar and carbs. My two favorite things. Usually for breakfast I get down with 4 sausage patties, a biscuit, bacon and a lot of fruit... today I had oatmeal and an apple. You fucking health nuts! That's what I was thinking.
I'm doing good as the day progresses, but then I need to attend a mandatory meeting at work. The email said there will be snacks and refreshments. I walk in, THERE'S SODA AND FUCKING COOKIES EVERYWHERE! Nah man! Why? Resist, Val.... resist! Oh man, I sat in my chair and fought so hard not to grab one of those delectable cookies. They smelled good. I started sweating, and grinding my teeth. Longest 15 fucking minutes of my life! I booked it thee fuck out of there when it was over.
So I get home to change into some jeans before I go and pick up my daughter. I'm about to walk out as the corner of my eye catches this beautiful brown bag labeled M&M's. Oh yeah, that baby was off limits. But why couldn't I just have one? Just one M&M? It's cool. NO! I walked out and when I got to the bottom of the stairs I had a vision. So I ran back up to my apartment, swung open that door and popped that little bicth in my mouth. OH WOW! So goooood! I sucked on it, and closed my eyes. All this flavor and passion in my mouth, I didn't want it to be gone. The guilt ran down my body straight to my thighs! Oh well! Tomorrow is day 2...
4 comments:
LMAO!!! Now that is some funny shit. So did you swallow? ROFL
Yeah...I swallowed it. LOL
I find that when reading blogs that all you really need to read is the title, andthe last sentence of the blog. The rest is kinda pointless......:D
Thanks for your support Adam......doofus
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