Umbrella

The rain has poured for years and the wind has blown me away in a different direction every time,
A new storm appears and the rain comes down again but this time to help me cry it out,
And as the tears run down my face the rain begins to show its place,
And as it's rained on me for years,
I haven't had an umbrella to help me see my way through,
So I continued my way with some cloudy days.
When the winds of change blew through,
I didn't understand why again?
Now I'm facing my fears,
Now I am facing all the reasons the rain is here,
And when the rain began to pour,
An umbrella appears at my door,
Then the questions piled up,
I realized I am being shown a different direction,
And that's when the rain turned into you.
So let it rain, let it pour,
That's what my umbrella's for.

Get In My Mouth and Never Leave!

I started this new meal plan. A strict meal plan. I'm cutting out sugar and carbs. My two favorite things. Usually for breakfast I get down with 4 sausage patties, a biscuit, bacon and a lot of fruit... today I had oatmeal and an apple. You fucking health nuts! That's what I was thinking.

I'm doing good as the day progresses, but then I need to attend a mandatory meeting at work. The email said there will be snacks and refreshments. I walk in, THERE'S SODA AND FUCKING COOKIES EVERYWHERE! Nah man! Why? Resist, Val.... resist! Oh man, I sat in my chair and fought so hard not to grab one of those delectable cookies. They smelled good. I started sweating, and grinding my teeth. Longest 15 fucking minutes of my life! I booked it thee fuck out of there when it was over.

So I get home to change into some jeans before I go and pick up my daughter. I'm about to walk out as the corner of my eye catches this beautiful brown bag labeled M&M's. Oh yeah, that baby was off limits. But why couldn't I just have one? Just one M&M? It's cool. NO! I walked out and when I got to the bottom of the stairs I had a vision. So I ran back up to my apartment, swung open that door and popped that little bicth in my mouth. OH WOW! So goooood! I sucked on it, and closed my eyes. All this flavor and passion in my mouth, I didn't want it to be gone. The guilt ran down my body straight to my thighs! Oh well! Tomorrow is day 2...

Decode Before You Depants

In my own non professional opinion, I've noticed there are four different types of women; women that want to be married with children some day, women that hope they find a man they really want this time, women that date men and find something wrong, on purpose and women that just want to fuck you. Then never call you again.

What does he want me to be? A lady is the street and a freak in the sheets? Isn't every women already like this? Yes. So what else could he want me to be? Healthy and funny? Well, he doesn't talk to any other type. So if he's talking to me, it must mean I have something he likes.

THIS ^^ is something most women do when you, a man; buys her a drink and talks to her for the first time or whatever the occasion may be. The first time a man is approaching a women this is exactly what they are thinking. Sad, but true. And then after that, we're categorized in the categories that Valeria just made up.

If she's part of that I want marriage and children category, she's sizing you up. Before you even approached her. Because women like that go out, look for prey and then pose as live bait. When you buy her a drink, she's thinking white picket fence and is wondering what your last name is.


If she's part of that I hope he has everything I've ever wanted category, she just wants to take things easy. She's the kind of girl that wants to buy you a drink just for the conversation because she likes your shoes. And, well, a man with nice shoes always has something good to say.


If she's part of the We can date, but I know there is something wrong with you category, she's going to be welcoming, flirty and very stand off-ish if you attempt to buy her a drink. Because all she can think about is if you're going to try and take her home for some mattress mambo. She's the one that gives it up on the 8th date. Then dumps you because you're fingers look like they were made from those mini sausages.


If she's part of the I just want to fuck you and nothing more category, she's going to ask you out and make the first move. You may get two dates out of this girl until she blows your brains out. Then you'll become that guy at the bar, complaining why you haven't heard from her and how it was the best you ever had. While your friends will be telling you, you should feel lucky she isn't calling you.

Myself In Limbo

My weary eyes
these weary eyes,
for so long its been unclear
to see past today
for commitment was my fear
for so long its been this way.
My unconscious mind
this unconscious mind,
for so long its never thought
to know there could be more
this was not my only shot
just like the ones before.
My beating heart
this beating heart,
incoherent to the broken times
comfortable in that rocking chair
never pin pointed what was deprived
for this heart I have was unfair.
My empty hands
these empty hands,
held on to the good they felt
traced the picture everyday
let go of the bad they held
then found out I had a say.

Good bye to those weary eyes,
for they found a new perspective.
So long to that unconscious mind,
for it found a new prodigy.
Hello to my beating heart,
as its found quality.
Farewell to empty hands,
as they have been filled with another.

I'll Take a Little Simple in my Coffee with a Side of Extravagant

I love to talk about simplicity. I enjoy helping people understand the simple things in their lives that they didn't know they had any meaning. There is a time and place for over the top anything. It's customary to put good thoughts and lots of planning for over the top anything. But that's just my point... No one puts any thought about simple things that you can do for your guy or gal in between those over the top events, presents or whatever.

People hear, New Years, birthday, Christmas, anniversary and so on; so people think 'oh I need to get or do something big'. You will be surprised how you can make a big occasion into something simple and get even more appreciation out of it. How do I know? I'm all about the simple things. I love being spoiled too, don't get me wrong. But when someone goes all out for me, the appreciation and excitement level is incredible because It's not something I get everyday.

I love and enjoy anything romantic no matter the time of day. And I know every girl out there does too. Of course we want something special done for our birthday. Who doesn't? The biggest thing for me is having some type of dessert to blow a candle out and make a wish. Sometimes all we want is a cake, a candle, maybe in a park at night picnic style; just you and me. Or in the middle of the living room floor, and the only light is the candles surrounding us. I love my friends and I always enjoy spending my birthdays with them, but sometimes the bonding time between you and your guy or girl can be the strongest on a special occasion. The intensity of excitement is higher and it really feels good when the crowd is smaller.

If you know there is a big event tonight for you and your girl or guy, leave little notes through out the house that you know they will find to anticipate the evening. If you know she is going to try on 4 different pairs of shoes, leave sticky notes and in them and say something sexy/sweet. If you know your man is going to shave for the event, leave him a card in the area he has all his gadgets. It's flirting, it's cute and it puts you in a good mood. I know women really appreciate those small gestures because it makes us feel wanted, and reminds us that we are on your mind. Men, they soak it up.

Spoil me and I jump around like a little school girl that just found out she got a life time supply of Lisa Frank stuff. Do me a simple deed and I won't stop talking about it for a long time. Both sweet, different reactions, same meaning in my heart.

Relationships in the Recession

I know these days there are some people out there that want to impress their date, more so when it is the first one. We want to do something extravagant, we want to wow them and make them feel that they were worth the effort. Then you're broke and now you don't have cash for the second date =(

This brings me to thinking that why wouldn't you do something that you enjoy (saying you are the one that pursued the other person) and show them one of the many hobbies you have. It can show that person what your about when they are in your comfort zone. Seems like these days the dinner date is the most popular. But after that your tired and feel like sleeping because you two are in a food coma.

I know for sure that simple is better. Simple helps build you to extravagant. And when I say extravagant, I mean something that you know he/she will appreciate. Coffee shop dates for my me are by far the best. Sitting around and people watching is relaxing! Simple to some people may be a fancy fuck dinner, a limo and show. To each its own!

Money should never be an issue or the solution to a relationship. You have to picture your self with that person and think, would I be satisfied with watching a movie at home with this person? Would you still feel excited? To only need each other as a foundation is the key to a healthy start.